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Kaijuism is a polytheistic religion created by retarded Kaiju fans like me.

The Religion

Kaijusim preaches the ways of peace for the most part, however you must be willing to fight for your gods, and worship them every day.

Founding

Kaijuism was founded by the prophet Muhammad Godziillah.

Gods of Kaijuism

  • Skeleturtle: The first and most well known god of Kaijusim, Skeleturtle, also known as "OUR FUCKING LORD AND SAVIOR" is the god of creation, and is responsible for creating all things. Skeleturtle also has a mortal form known as "Mystery Bones of Infant Island" that he uses as a means of communication with our realm
  • Pigmon: Also known as "OUR CUTE LORD AND SAVIOR", Pigmon is the Kaijuism god of cuteness. Pigmon is the kindest of our Kaiju gods, and is willing to let all bask in his cuteness.
  • Orga: Also known as "Our Orgalord", Orga is the Kaijuism god of DNA, as well as love and life incarnate, although he shares the latter title with Skeleturtle. Our Orgalord is known to grace random people with his presence, and often has sex with them in these encounters.
  • Man-eater: The Kaijuism God of plants, Man-eater is the least well-known of the Kaijuism Gods, however he secretly protects our mortal realm from evil alongside his lover Raptor.
  • Detton: The Kaijuism God of Derpiness. He is the most beautiful of the Gods. His word is spread through phrases like "Hail Detton" and "Praise the Derp."

Prophets of Kaijuism

  • Muhammad Godzillazillah, The founder of Kaijism
  • Cdr the random retard.
  • BRK the potato master
  • Mosufan the stopid
  • Tkotm the idiot slayer
  • Koopa the meme lover
  • Death the awsum
  • Titan the corrector
  • MKG the coolest dude in the universe
  • Spino the Croc-King
  • Nerd the insane
  • G-fan the all caps overlord

Scripture of Kaijuism

Mainstream

"If you wish to believe, then open your 167th eye. May the grace and harmony of Skeleturtle run through your mind, the cuteness of Pigmon bless your eye, the life off Orga in your blood, and the protection of Maneater shelter you."

The Book of Orga

"Praise our Orgalord"

"Orga is Love, Orga is Life"

The Book of Skeleturtle

"Skeleturtle is Love, Skeleturtle is Life"

The Book of Detton

"Hail Detton"

"Praise the Derp"

The Pigmon Mythos

See above.

Trivia

  • Kaijuism is the first religion to be created on this wiki.
  • if you are a user on this wiki, you are a believer of Kaijuism. Deal with it.